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straightgirl:

i love medieval art it’s like

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first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

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gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

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someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

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my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.
When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

skarsgardianangel:

romannoodles:

madnessinthemusic:

duce-juice:

Can someone from the sciencey side of tumblr please explain this ?

This is called shape memory. It’s made from an alloy of titanium and nickel (I believe it’s called nitinol). It has the ability to “remember” the shape it’s taken.

When cold you can bend it whatever which way, but once you heat it (or in this case put it in what I presume is hot water) it will take the original shape.

WHAT!!?!?!?!?

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caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

starfruithoney:

birdmauscat:

omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL


Can you unplug that shit THEN go at it?

no because then your heart looks like it stopped.

starfruithoney:

birdmauscat:

omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

Can you unplug that shit THEN go at it?

no because then your heart looks like it stopped.

thenewgoshdarnrobin:

THE BKGROUND MAKES THIS LOOK LIKE AN ANIMATION CELL…NICE…

thenewgoshdarnrobin:

THE BKGROUND MAKES THIS LOOK LIKE AN ANIMATION CELL…NICE…

sigoynerblod:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

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THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

satanicblogging:

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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this post literally made me cry

awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore